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Henry had a hard life since childhood. He loved napping and often dreamt of turning white, until a scratchy pillow sent him to his maker. |
Ever since being a small follicle, Andy feared the hair stylist. His dreams foretold that an attack by the latter would be the end of him. The fateful day arrived and Andrew fell, a martyr. |
Narcissus loved getting combed every day and waited anxiously for the sweep of the brush. He is said to have died happy, doing what he loved most. |
They say she was especially brave (others say foolish), because she used to tease the comb. One day, the comb surprised her as she was exiting the shower. She instantly died of shame. |
She waited for her Prince Charming to come in shining armor. In her hurry, she mistook him for a hairpin and went to greet him. Her life was cut short. |
Sleeky had an annoying family who were always on his back. So he abandoned his roots, to find a home on the other side of the scalp, but was never heard of again. |
She would say “The comb never strikes twice in the same place” but her death proved the opposite – and led to many casualties in the Herring family. |
Since his childhood, he was a lover of extreme sports and loved bungee jumping. On the big day, he gathered the whole village to watch as he promised to leap from the ear. He will be sorely missed. |
Known as the “Führ-hair” for being a leader of the extreme right. On Oct. 7, 8:05 AM, he was swept up by a hairdryer storm, but not before urging his friends to "Stick to your roots!" |
Closely related to Fuzzy, she was renowned for her beauty and great length, but it was the comb that did her. Her last words were “I see a light at the end of the drain.” |
He was a resident of the main parting line, known to be one of the most dangerous residential areas. His mother warned him again and again, “Don’t cross the line.” But he wouldn’t listen and got what he deserved from a passing comb. |
He used to stretch every day on a rubber hair band to preserve his athleticism and keep in shape. Alas, one day, the champion got the cramps, and a rubber band snatched him away. |
Tragedy struck when the three Tangle Sisters went out for some fresh air. Stranda, Lock and Wispy were dragged by a straw hat and lost forever. |
He was the village idiot and would wake up every morning crying: “The comb is coming!" Alas, his warnings proved to be true and he was the first victim. |
She lived in a time of new hairstyles and updos. Unfortunately, all the pulling and tugging meant that someone could get hurt. That someone was Marie-Haire. |
Hera lived on Mount Head. Every day, she loved to visit the Face with friends. But she was attacked by the Fingers and spiraled to her death. |
Friends will remember Hairley Davidson as a sensitive hair whose greatest love was to be outdoors. His myopia meant that he saw the teeth of the comb too late. |
Wife of the late Red Wigley, who collapsed earlier. Became dizzy after a roller attack and fell immediately during the morning toilette. |
Born and raised in Tressville, he became a victim after getting losing his glasses one night and accidentally hooking with a hair-clasp. |
This stubborn hair would always stand out when she should have been sleeping. At night, Samira plucked her out for good. Needless to say, it was a painful death. |
Fuzzy had a passion for life and for clinging to clothes. One day, he clung too close and was cruelly snatched from family and loved ones. |
Served under the regiment of Colonel Rufus McFleece. He was waylaid by the Great Combing of 1975. |
Noah thought we would survive the big flood, but then a double whammy of heavy shampooing and conditioner rub left him stranded. |
Old Woolsworth was warned by his doctor that his life was in danger due to weak roots. But he didn’t listen and a quick pin took care of the rest. |
The ghost of Plucky still haunts the spot of his downfall and until this day, no hair will grow in his place. |
Poor Hairnando lost the one true love of his life. He could not bear the loss and so threw himself in front of a moving comb. |
Curler was the ticklish type, and he would burst out laughing at the slightest touch. When brushed by the comb, he fell back on his head, rolling with laughter. From him comes the expression “dying of laughter”. |
All day, Mr. Wright dreamed of flying and developed split ends to aid him. He got what he was wished for when he was launched by a comb and disappeared into the sunset. |
When Ringlette’s mistress got into a huge catfight, the results were disastrous for the hair community. The screams of agony that sent her to hair heaven will forever be remembered. |
Static struck Herman when he was least aware. He fell immediately in a series of convulsions. After staying in a coma for five days, his family finally decided to cut the cord. |
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